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January 20, 2017

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Fellow Patriots, at long last the day we've been dreaming about for 8 years has arrived. We can finally say those glorious words, (say it with me)  "EX-President Obama." Say it again. Say it loud. Say it proud. Savor it. Can I get an Amen?  
Of course, not everyone is as overjoyed as we are. The Hate-America crowd is freaking out and preparing for the end of civilization that, in their fantasy world, the installment of The Donald will undoubtedly bring about. Between their tears, the minions of the CTRL-Left and the fluttering, butt-hurt pseudo-celebrities are causing mayhem and desperately trying to de-legitimize Trump.
But today is about celebration. Celebrating the inauguration of a new President, who brings promise of a more hopeful future. Celebrating what is almost certainly the worst day of Hillary Clinton's life...which we hope will translate into many godawful days for Bill Clinton during his remaining STD-ridden years. But mostly we're celebrating the fact that Barack Hussein Obama (aka Barry Soetoro) is no longer president, agitator-in-chief, and most prolific and profligate vacation-taker in the world. He has been an almost unendurable blight and curse on our nation, and will no doubt continue to be - albeit (finally!) as a private citizen.

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And so, with apologies to Clement Moore, I present:
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Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower,
The Donald reflected on his newfound power.
The conservative masses had come out in force,
And delivered a victory that would chart a new course.

The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes,
The media lied to them... What a surprise.
They had been promised a Hillary win,
But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin.

And though from all corners celebrities flew,
They made no impression, for they hadn't a clue.
They talked about climate, racism, and such,
And they made up good stories... But didn't know much.

The fake news and ignorance came at a cost,
And they can't understand all the reasons they lost.
They blame it on Comey and Bernie and Vlad,
But fail to acknowledge the one that was bad.

Yes, Hillary Clinton, in many ways flawed,
Was her own biggest hurdle toward getting the nod.
The campaign exposed her corruptness and greed,
And her speeches were punch-less as ten dollar weed.

So out in the streets there arose such a clatter,
It was Soros-paid protestors and Black Lives Matter.
With cities to pillage and windows to smash,
They knew not the issues, but needed the cash.

Eight years of Obama had given them cause,
To expect a replacement of their Santa Claus.
But soon the protestors will feel the pain,
When the wheels fall off of the old gravy train.

And now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear,
Upset and offended by things that they'll hear.
The cocoa and crayons will help for a while,
But fact-based opinions will soon cramp their style.

I originally supported, and voted, for Cruz,
In the end, I would vote for whoever they choose.
He wasn't my first choice, but soon I would cede,
The one they call Trump is the one that we need.

I saw him on TV in front of a crowd,
He spoke about veterans, it made me feel proud.
He spoke about energy, safety, and jobs,
Taking this country back from the Washington snobs.

He was dressed in Armani, all tailored and neat,
And the Brunos he wore made the outfit complete.
For a man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit,
And he looked presidential, I have to admit.

His love for this country was on full display,
And his actions spoke louder than his words could say.
He thanked all his voters, and before he was gone,
Saved thousands of jobs while Obama looked on.

The fate of this country left nothing to chance,
So, he filled out his cabinet weeks in advance.
The men he had chosen were of the same mind,
Let's set the bar high, and not lead from behind.

He picked up his phone as he rose from his seat,
With a flick of his finger, he sent out this tweet;
"Now Mattis!, now Kelly!' now Sessions! And Pruitt!
On Perry! On Flynn, You're the ones who can do it.
Start lifting restrictions and building the wall,
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!";

The roar of his audience rose from the stands,
He kissed all their babies and shook all their hands.
He answered their questions and calmed all their fears,
They knew it could be a fantastic four years.

Then he jumped in his limo, and off to his jet,
A fellow that Liberals won't soon forget.
He sent one more tweet as the evening expired;
"Happy Inauguration to all, AND OBAMA --- YOU'RE FIRED!"
































































































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"Do not blame Caesar, blame the people of Rome who have so enthusiastically acclaimed and adored him and rejoiced in their loss of freedom and danced in his path and given him triumphal processions.

Blame the people who hail him when he speaks in the Forum of the "new wonderful good society" which shall now be Rome's, interpreted to mean "more money, more ease, more security, and more living fatly at the expense of the industrious".

- Marcus Tullius Cicero (106-43 BC)


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-- Samuel Adams

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-- Norman Thomas
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