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February 15, 2019

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   Looks like the uniparty wins again as a huge "bipartisan" scamnesty bill containing all kinds of poison pills, (which experts say will spark the "largest surge" of young border crossers ever), is headed to Trump's desk. Although it gives the president none of what he wanted, observers say he will sign it because he heard that's what you do with bills on an old episode of Schoolhouse Rock. Chinless Mitch announced that after signing the bill designed to avert another shutdown, PDJT will declare a national emergency to address the border crisis - which has a snowball's chance in Hell of getting past the 9th circus and having any effect whatsoever. Kudos to the RINO's and their donors/masters for doing absolutely nothing to protect our country when they had the power to do so.
   After two years and heaven knows how many millions of taxpayer dollars, the Senate Intel Committee admitted what earth-bound humans knew all along. There is no evidence that President Trump colluded with Russia. So now, for the DemWits so determined to bring down Agent Orange, it looks like it's Goodbye RussiaGate, hello Grief Counselors! (sad trombone!)
   Disgraced former FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe will be on 60 Minutes Sunday admitting that Obama holdovers in the FBI & DOJ conspired to oust the duly elected President using the 25th Amendment. And that is what we on planet Earth call a coup. But rather than present this as an egregious abuse of the FBI, the Dem-Mediots are eagerly lapping it up like the big, dumb dogs that they are. RussiaGate is sputtering out like a wet fart and Donald J. Trump is still in office. So they've spun the wheel again - serving up the 25th Amendment as a consolation prize for the Resistance(LOL). It goes without saying that if this attempted treason had been tried against Barack Obama, every single member of the plot would be sitting in jail with no hope of release.

   This week in Clown Car News:
   Kamala Harris, (who turned an affair with Willie Brown into an entire political career), broke out her phony political blackface routine this week, trying to appear "relatable" to her "homeys" by pretending to be a pot-smoking, rap-listening girl from the 'hood. Spoiler alert: she's not. Following in the footsteps of Clinton before her, instead of telling them about the hot sauce in her purse, Tinted Hillary claimed she was a big fan of Tupac and Snoop in college, which she graduated fromd before Tupac and Snoop were whatever the hell they were.
   Butt-Boy Booker doubled down on the "Green New Deal" farce this week. I'm Asparagus wants you to know that he's a vegan (which explains a lot), and that the Earth "can't sustain people eating meat," and how tofu is just as tasty as a rib-eye if you cook it right. That ought to do wonders for T-Boner's chances.
   Big Chief Sitting Baloney officially launched her Campaign of Cringe only days after it was revealed that she'd officially claimed to be "American Indian" on a registration card for the State Bar of Texas - a bit of misinformation Lie-awatha added specifically and only for the purpose of career advancement while elbowing aside actual minorities competing for the same positions.
   Amy Klobuchar, (whoever that is), chose a blizzard to announce her candidacy, which will focus on the danger of global warming. Oh wait, we're not supposed to make fun of that because climate change is not weather - except when it's really hot, and then it totally is weather.
  "Beto" O'Rourke, who hasn't declared yet, held a miniscule rally competing against Trump's enormous one, and, as usual, our DemocRAT Media Fluffers lied like a rug to make it appear the reverse. O'Rourke apparently has a vendetta against walls because "walls end lives", which is weird because I thought the crisis du jour was that guns killed people. Not to worry, he's against you having those too. It's all part of his campaign against inanimate objects.
   All of which brings up the question, can any of these Democrat goofs beat Trump? Quick test: Name any proposal by the libs that will make you freer and will let you keep more of the money you earn. There are no areas in which liberals, progressives, leftists, socialists, or whatever they want to call themselves this week, are working for the betterment of American citizens. Their entire existence appears to be just the opposite. That's why they must be destroyed.
   Congresswoman Ilhan Omar (POS-MN) has apologized for tweets that were deemed anti-Semitic by Jews and other sentient humans with the ability to read. Her statement said "I am deeply sorry to the dirty Jews, for offending their greedy hook-nosed sensibilities. While I will continue my principled opposition to the international Jewish conspiracy of bankers, I do regret that anything I said was so poorly phrased that it seemed to imply to Jews that I wish to wipe every single one of them off the face of the Earth." In a separate statement, Nancy Pelosi said, "It is time for all Democrats to renounce the expressions of anti-Semitism which are interfering with our party's plans to destroy the state of Israel. In the same way Republicans stripped Steve King of his committee posts after he made a remark that could be misinterpreted as racist, we have forced a meaningless apology out of Ilhan Omar, for her rampant Jew-hatred, which we will now proceed to ignore."
   Shhhh! Nobody tell everybody's favorite nitwit, Allahu Akbar Oxycontin-Gortex, but her brainless New Deal hit a snag this week when CA's far-left governor killed plans for their wasteful high-speed rail project. Perhaps the most stunning example of the Dunning-Kruger Effect ever, the lovely and graciously bug-eyed Okeechobee-Cortisol spent the weekend lying about her authoritarian big government power grab/green dream, and then in something you'd expect to come from the Onion, emerged to make a big announcement that she's taking her infantile GND on a 15-CITY TOUR! Apparently no one told AOC that jet-setting across the country might not be the best way to promote a plan that calls for the elimination of air travel in 10 years. With Trump encouraging Dumb-o-crats to embrace and Cocaine Mitch calling for a Senate vote on her Cow Fart Doctrine, the squeaky-voiced Soros puppet has become the gift that keeps on giving!

   Yesterday was the Valentines Day, the ultimate Hallmark Holiday. I hope the p*ssy-whipped amongst us who need to be told to show appreciation for your loved ones at least once a year, had a beautiful, romantic day.
   If you're like me and have a strange sense of humor and don't mind rough language, this may be the funniest video you've seen in a while.
   Finally, Monday most of us will get a day off from work for President's Day, or, as we like to think of it, "Still Not Hillary Day!" Enjoy!



























































































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Blame the people who hail him when he speaks in the Forum of the "new wonderful good society" which shall now be Rome's, interpreted to mean "more money, more ease, more security, and more living fatly at the expense of the industrious".

- Marcus Tullius Cicero (106-43 BC)


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-- Samuel Adams

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